Left 4 Dead Life Lessons

[Keith]

Feb 14, 2010 17:44:43 GMT -5 Venatorphile said:

Feb 14, 2010 16:48:49 GMT -5 Keith said:

Apparently everyone's a ninja *There's lot's of katana's in game"

They're called Weeaboos.

SAY WHA...?

[Venatorphile]

A weeaboo is someone who is obsessed with the Japanese culture more than they are their own. They watch every anime and speak in tongues such as 'kawaii' 'desu' 'neko' and 'baka'.

[Keith]

Feb 14, 2010 21:18:42 GMT -5 Venatorphile said:

A weeaboo is someone who is obsessed with the Japanese culture more than they are their own. They watch every anime and speak in tongues such as 'kawaii' 'desu' 'neko' and 'baka'.

Ohhhhhh.....

I'm a big fan of anime but I only know One word of Japanese 'Baka'

[Keith]

There are lot's of people running around in the south with no shirts on

Australians hate zombie apocalypse's

Emo girls love sugar

[soymilksniper]

Smoking is bad for your health and Survivors

[silversnake4133]

It doesn't matter if you were slammed against the ground, had your intestines ripped from you body, got thrown into a wall by a massive gorilla man, sliced to ribbons by a scrawny emo chick or strangled to death by a really long tongue. You can always come back from the grave by one shock from a defibrillator.

Bullets can only set zombies on fire.

A raging fire will die out before you do (even when you are standing right in the middle of it).

Carry a door as a shield.

[Keith]

Graffiti is the best way of communication

And WHO THE HELL MAKE'S SO MANY MOLLY'S AND PIPEBOMBS AND JUST LEAVES THEM AROUNBD?!?!??!!?!

[witchpwner]

Never get near a crying lady unless you have a shotgun

Always visit a gun store

never trust anyone in a helicopter (unless its gray)

If you hear someone crying turn off the lights

Never go outside before killing everyone you see

never turn alarms on

whites cars are safe, red cars are evil

There is always good things at the other sides of bridges

always look in lockers with crosses on them

And make sure the old guy gets his cola

[JiNX]

Steel doors are quite plentiful.

There is no need to fortify your location, a work crew will preceed you in every leg of your journey building safehouses and keeping them well stocked.

The first survivors to reach a safehouse stake permanent claim to by barricading it from the inside, locking all potential future surviors out to meet their grisly deaths.

2 bottles of Vicodin and an adrenaline shot really take the edge off the apocolypse.

[vaxnil]

You are always the last survivers in the area.

All needles full of adrenaline are pre-steralized.

First aid kits heal third degree burns.

Loud metal bangs attract zombies from everywhere, but music boxes and gunfire doesn't.

Overdosing on painpills lets you ignore broken limbs. Even if your walking on them.

[chas]

Out of gas? Don't worry, there's always a bunch of gas cans laying around for you to use

Don't worry about using an elevator in a fire

and of course, BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY

[spartanjjm07]

Military guns are awesome!

Pain pills are addicting.

A hunting rifle/sniper rifle is only used for head shooting zombies to pass the time.

A jerk mouthing person is a must.

Friendly fire is never ok at all times.

As a kid you're told never to write or draw on walls. Well now we can ;D.

The smoker should be posted as a sex offender. Seriously nobody likes to be violated with a tongue.

If we should come up to a Witch, we should draw straws or play Rock-Paper-Scissors to choose someone to deal with the Witch.

Only I should have the Grenade Launcher.

I see a childish-looking dragon telling me to catch it when I inject myself with adrenaline.

The Hunter is not to be mistaken for Spider-Man.

After dieing, resurrection is through a closet.

I would never race against a Fallen Survivor (This zombie can run ) for anything.

Tanks.....that's pretty much self explanatory. Which is...RUN 4 YOUR LIFES!!! Just like Norbit says.

A zombie that has a pink thong is really not hot.

Constant masturbation will result in having a big arm. Then turning into you know who. Quagmire from Family Guy was the last one to go through that phase.

Stairs are the last thing I want to go through.

Cola is a must for survival.

Pistols and Magnums are 4ever ;D.

Lastly...

I haven't seen not one sign of animals. Where did they go?

[The Desert Fox]

All malls/playgrounds/ports/motels/parks/etc will have gas canisters laying around along with a generator/race car just in case you for some reason need to run around fueling it up in a zombie apocalypse.

It doesn't matter how many pockets you have, you can only carry one bottle of ibuprofen.

If you know any hot girls with nausea/acid reflux, and the zombie apocalypse happens, stay far, far away from their house at all times.

Radios and car alarms send out some sort of sound that all the gunfire and explosions in the world do not.

Crying women in undergarments with 10in long fingernails are not looking for help with their manicure and clothes, they're looking for a good reason to tear your intestines out.

Four people with 9mm submachine guns, pump shotguns, and frying pans can accomplish what the entire US Military cannot.

Even if the whites of your ribs are showing through the lacerations, five seconds of applying gauze to your left arm and right leg will bring you back from death's doorstep.

Likewise, no matter how many times you've been hit with a thrown chunk of concrete, a single zap from a defib unit will save you.

It doesn't matter if you've saved everything in the correct folders, custom graffiti sprays will never work for you.

Y'know those things called "eating" and "sleeping"? Me neither.

The people who are surviving a zombie apocalypse can take on mutated creatures capable of hitting you with cars, slashing you open, and scaling multiple-story buildings in mere seconds, yet lack the intelligence to open a door unless they've been let out of a closet after death.

Military-grade firearms can be picked up an infinity amounts of times.

18-year old female college students with no known previous experience of high-powered weaponry can fire said firearms every bit as good as a Special Forces veteran.

[LaZa]

The big bald guy with a vest is a cop.
An old-pale man will ask you for help to get his Cola.
The old ex military man will sacrifice himself.
The rather-young every day man will hurt his legs.
The 16-20 year old girl can hold a 10.5 kg machinegun while shooting it.
The sympathetic mechanic will have lots of stories.
Don't trust the gambler.
The girl who worked for the news won't give you her medkit.
There will be a guy with no name, he'll be called, "Coach".
The pale crying girl doesn't want your help.
In a zombie apocalypse, everything will just go crazy, safe rooms will be found just in the way you've to take, people will make homemade explosives, molotovs and leave them there.
The infected who has everything you need (Pills, First Aid Kits, etc.), doesn't attack you, he runs from you, and can withstand lots of bullets.
4 persons with some weapons will accomplish what the military, with tanks, highly trained soldiers and weaponry, couldn't.
There are 5 type of infected (7, if you travel on sunlight) who will wear ALWAYS the same clothes.
Infinite people live in sewers.
Cars are for babies, who needs to drive when we can walk?
Don't spit too much.
Don't jump too much.
Don't puke too much.
Don't go to the gym too much.
Don't cry too much.
Don't masturbate too much.
Don't smoke too much.
Don't jump on your friends's back too much.
Don't be normal too much.
And last but not least, if you manage to be a Survivor in this infection, you don't need to have experience on fireguns or heavy-melee weapons, when this apocalypse ocurrs, the knowledge will be instantly loaded into your mind, like in The Matrix.

[vaxnil]

You should get the guy his cola. After all, he has a rocket launcher.
If you hear crying, you should just run away.
People in Georgia love katanas.
Chainsaws run on a very special type of gas that is only found pre-filled in chainsaws.